If you steal something, most *smart* people don’t want to tell the person they stole from who they are. Unless, of course, you happen to be this guy. He snapped “selfies” with his stolen phone that got uploaded to the real owner’s accounts. This guy’s photos popped up on the real owner’s Facebook account.
Our next in-DUH-vidual recorded herself using – you guessed it.. DING DING DING… her cell phone – teaching her toddler to smoke pot. Then she decided to share the video. Fortunately, her friends have more sense and sent the video to the police.
And our grand prize winner, the Rocket Surgeon who butt dialed 911 while conspiring to commit murder.