- The Kush Breast Support/Dildo
- The Shake Weight – only enjoyed by my gay friends
- The TV Hat – I think this might explain some of the driving I see
- The Daddle – Just…. creepy…. Can you kids say “Pony Play”?
- Electric Facial Mask – Jason #97???
- Camera Hoodie – The faster the heart rate, the quicker it snaps photos. Perfect for that geeky perv in your life.
- Instant Privacy Shroud – in case you’re confronted with the camera hoodie….