2012 Useless Products


  1. The Kush Breast Support/Dildo
  2. The Shake Weight – only enjoyed by my gay friends
  3. The TV Hat – I think this might explain some of the driving I see
  4. The Daddle – Just…. creepy….  Can you kids say “Pony Play”?
  5. Electric Facial Mask – Jason #97???
  6. Camera Hoodie – The faster the heart rate, the quicker it snaps photos.  Perfect for that geeky perv in your life.
  7. Instant Privacy Shroud – in case you’re confronted with the camera hoodie….