10. Anyone ever hear of forgiveness?
9. Is anyone really able to make a deal with Devil?
8. To my knowledge, the Haitians of 200 years ago weren’t able to talk to my father.
7. Well, now Mr. Pot…
6. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
5. He certainly seems to deserve some of the suffering that the people of Haiti are enduring right now.
4. Practice what you preach
3. 46% of the entire population in Haiti are under the age of 18. What kind of God vents his wrath on children?
2. You should end up in a nursing home with a Haitian immigrant wiping your ass.
1. If there is a God, he should strike you down for ruining his reputation.