This probably makes me a pretty odd duck, but I really just don’t care. I occasionally read my spam for amusement value. Today I got one that had me laughing….”Just the first 2 pills will add 2 inches…” then it goes on to try to sell you a 30 day supply of this stuff at the rate of three tablets per day.
1 pill x 1 inch x 3 tablets per day x 30 days = 90 inches in length.
OMFG – that’s a 7′ feet 6″ long bit of business
While this is likely to evoke gasps of awe and amazement when you *cough* display this monster, I can tell you if you wave that thing in my direction, I’m running like hell the other way. If you’re persistent, I’m going to defend myself with all means available. The elephants at the zoo won’t have anything on you.
Seriously, who click on the ads in this stuff???????