More Questions For the Universe

Why is it that the man who never knows what he wants for dinner knows who’s going to to win the SuperBowl 2 months before the season starts?

Why is it that the man who happily send you to the auto parts store will cringe and try to hide as soon as you utter the magic phrase – Here…Hold my purse?

If my husband can figure out what lure to use to catch an aquatic animal with zero speaking ability and a brain the size of a pea, why can’t he figure out what to get me for my birthday?

Why is that a man who says “No honey I really want to know what you think” gets pissed of when you tell him?

Why is that we call it after dark when it’s already dark outside?