Retarded Jackass In A Car

If you happen to be the driver of the blue PT Crusier with the Texas tags X01 NTZ, please…really…do us all a favor and actually LOOK AT THE  ROAD while the car is moving.  Driving 60 MPH turned around backward, screwing with your kids in the backseat isn’t conducive to any of us remaining alive.  That includes you, your precious children, and my main concern – me.  If you’re too stupid to drive properly, then you earned your Darwin award.  I don’t want to die because you want to be an idiot. 

I’ve decided that I’m going to start taking down the license plate number of every retard I see on the road and start blogging about what I see you doing.  Hopefully, your insurance company will find this information and raise your rates accordingly. 

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