A friend pointed these out to me and we’ve been laughing ever since. It seems that when you get your pet nipped, you can get him some replacement bits. Apparently they come in sizes from chihuahua to bull and can even come with some “super realistic features not even found in human implants.” That’s right folks, for a mere $100 to $650 you can get your pet some replacement nuts so that he can continue licking himself without ever being any the wiser.
That’s a small price to pay to have your dog, cat, horse or bull walking around content that nothing has been stolen from him except those silly testosterone based aggressive urges. Oh yeah, and his sex life.