Birthday Presents

Well, this is just further proof that my friends are smart asses too.  I had a birthday recently and one of my friends who is out of town sent me a present.  Now the gal that sent me this knows that I have a penchant for word play – everything from poetry to bardic satire.  If you really annoy me, I’ll start writing limericks about you and posting them on the Internet.  Now my husband, who is probably the biggest smart ass I know, didn’t get this at all until I said the words.  In his defense, he’s not been feeling well for several days so that big brain of his isn’t working at full power. 

The Armor Hot Dog