The Variator

Well, kids, we’re venturing back in to adult land again today with our newest product. You can visit their site here for a photo.  What is this?  Well, it’s an giant industrial vibrator.  Now I know I’ve teased about causing rolling brown outs with one, but here is a device that is actually capable of  such a thing.  Now the rumor that I’ve heard is that it will be incorporated in to a “gaming chair” that will actually help to simulate being “in the game”. 

Me, I have other ideas about what it can simulate