An in-duh-vidual, attempting to break into a local grocery store, used the downspouts to climb up to the roof. He was apparently trying to get in to the store through the air conditioning system. The alarm went off, the store owner verified that there was a burglar, and the police arrived. The man was unarmed and kept threatening to jump while walking around on the roof and taunting police.
Good this mo-ron didn’t do this in my world. I’d have told him to please jump and save the taxpayers the expense of a trial and incarceration. Failing that, I think I’d have had one of the snipers shoot at him to see if we could make him jump. His reason for not coming down on his own….get this….he’s afraid of heights.
If you’re so afraid of heights, WTF are you doing on the roof of a supermarket anyway?