I have a friend that we’ll call Lacey and she has a husband we’ll call Todd. This is a classic example of how stoopid and helpless you men are. Todd can’t find his cell phone so he picks up the house phone and calls Lacey at work. He asks her to call his cell phone so that he can find his cell phone. She politely told him that he could use the house phone, which he’s holding in his hand, to call his cell phone and listen to it ring. He actually had the nerve to tell her that she wasn’t being very helpful. Now, since my friend called me at work to whine about this, I thought I’d add it to the blog of human stupidity.