We have a neighbor who’s well known for his beer drinking habits. His lawn is adorned with a selection of plastic chairs specifically for the purpose. Well, I got up this morning and on my way to work, noticed that he had left his “Mossy Oak” cammo cooler out in the yard. This is rather out of the ordinary, since he’s already left for work. Out of curiousity, I walk over and pop the lid on it. It’s still half full of beer and ice. My husband, thinking quickly, carts the cooler in our house before the neighborhood teenagers manage to locate it. As a commercial artist, he’s got every font known to man installed on his Mac, including one called “Kidnap”. He prints out this note and leaves it for our neighbor.
Or The Cooler Gets It