I know how to put an end to all Islamic terrorism. I can end it right now, for ever. It’s so simple and such an elegant solution. They use their religion against us. It’s time we used it against them.
Tell Islamic extremists that if they start one iota of crap,we’re gonna
nuke Mecca. If you’d like to visit it any time in the
next…oh….lemmme s ee…. half-life of U-234…hmmm…244,000 years
or so, you’d best get the freaks on a leash. If they start anymore
crap after that, Medina is next. If you make us nuke Medina, we’ll use
one the really dirty bombs. My advice is that unless you want the
numer years until next visit to Medina to run into seven digits, instead of
six, STFU. Oh, and yes, we are taking your oil. Thanks for asking.