Dumb Commuters

We now have new rules on the train that I take to work every morning.  We must stay in our seats until the train has stopped.  No one is to open any of the doors until the train is stopped.  No one is to move into the vestibule to disembark until the train has stopped.  Why all the redundant rules you ask?

It seems that a certain passenger who was busy talking on the cell phone and in a hurry tried to jump off the train while it was still moving.  This rather stupid person ended up still being late for work and having to hang up on cell phone call because she broke her leg in three places. 

I’m sorry that she’s hurt.  Broken bones suck.  Still, it would have been a slight uptick in the average human IQ if she’d gone off head first. 

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