What kind of a nimrod decided to put the adjusters on bra straps in the back? Unless you happen to be some double jointed circus freak, there’s no way you reach them once the bra’s in place and no way to adjust them until you have the bra on. Now, you have a couple of options here. One, you can be totally gay and get another girl to adjust the strap for your or you can go through a rather PITA process to do it yourself. What you guys don’t realize is just what a pain this is. You’d like that adjusting the little plastic slider thingy would be simple, but nooooooo…. It’s a women’s clothing item – it has to be made into as much of a production as possible, out of the cheapest possible materials, and then sold for the absolute top dollar, which is a whole ‘nother rant.
- go to the restroom
- find an empty stall
- remove your shirt
- remove your bra
- adjust the straps
- test the fit
- rinse & repeat 4-6 until you get it right
- put your shirt back on
- Why, with all the massive technology at our disposal is it utterly and completely impossible to make a “feminine pad” that says in place and doesn’t stick to my butt?
- If you’re trying to raise awareness for breast cancer, why
not sell pink bras? Surely the “target audience” for your message will
be the same people who still need a bra.
- Why is it that women’s clothing never seems to have
pockets? We carry more stuff than most men, including their crap, yet
have less places to put it.
- While we’re on the subject of
women’s clothing, let’s talk about women’s winter clothing. Men get
nice warm winter clothing – things like flannel, wool, polyfleece.
What do we get? Some loosely knit sweater that’s “fashionable” and a
thin, clingy pair of pants. And we still don’t have any d@%% pockets!
talk about women’s summer clothing too. What do we get, in a place
where the summer time tempratures routinely exceed 100 degrees
Farenheit? Dark colored, synthetic fabric suits and panty hose. What
%^$# moron thought that was good idea? You may as well seal yourself
up in a zip-loc bag.
- Doesn’t the fact that Lance
Armstrong has his ummm-hmmm’s removed mean he’s had unfair advantage in
bicycle racing (e.g. pressure from those tiny racing seats)?
- Why do men, who never carry a purse, always want us to put
all of their crap in our purse? Shouldn’t we make them get their own?
I mean, what else are fanny packs good for? Worse still, once we’ve
conviently stowed all their crap, like the good little pack mules we
are, they make fun of us for carrying a big, honking purse. Go Figure!
- About that stupid mammogram – if men had to undergo a test
where their ummm-hmmm’s were smashed flat and then photographed from
two directions, you can bet your bottom dollar they’d find a new way to
do the test.
- One upside about being female – if you ever want to change
the subject suddenly, end an uncomfortable conversation, or just get a
day off work (provided the other participant is male), just mention
something associated with your period. The more graphic the better.
If you really want to do this right, just mention it and then sprint
for the ladies room. My observation is that a man who can nearly sever
his thumb with a band saw and then insist he doesn’t need to go to the
emergency room, will at the merest mention of your period, get pale and
- While we’re on the subject of men, does anyone have a reason
why a man who will buy condoms won’t buy a box of tampons? Surely any
sensible person knows that sooner or later, if you need one, you’re
gonna need the other. Unless, of course, what you snuggle up doesn’t
have a cycle.
- Why are the most macho of men drawn to the gayest sport
around? I know you know what I mean – football. Seriously, what could
be gayer than 22 guys in spandex pants, smacking each other on the
butt, tackling each other and then showering together afterward?
is it that men, who think football isn’t gay, think that ballet is gay?
Football involves 22 guys tackling each other and smacking each other
on the butt. Ballet is one guy dancing with a lot of women.
is it that men complain bitterly about having to go see a “chick flick”
but they’re perfectly content to sit in front of the TV and watch other
men drive around in a circle (NASCAR)?
- Why is it that the
stupidest people end up on TV? American’s Funniest Videos, Jerry
Springer, I Shouldn’t Be Alive, Survivor, American Idol, Big
Brother… The list goes on for ever. It seems if you’re a really
gianormous dumba$$ your odds of getting on TV go up exponentially.
are we buying oil from the middle eastern countries who sponsor
terrorists? One of the basic rules of warfare is that you do not fund
those you are fighting. DUH!
- Why on earth would you put braille on a drive-thru menu???
in the world do they think it’s a good idea to give the blindest people
around the most difficult thing in the world to find? You know what
I’m talking about….the contact lens. You drop that thing and, if you
are like me, you need another pair of contacts to find the one you just