This is my list of things of I never want to see. Unfortunately, everyone of these has happened to someone. None of these are “made up”.
- A pilot locked out of the cockpit
- Your parents in a…umm…compromising position
- Your family member cleaning the baseboards with your toothbrush
- Your own bones or anything else that’s supposed to be inside you instead of outside of you
- Your grandparents naked
- A car in your swimming pool
- Your home looking like this
- This sign on the highway
You tell me what it is that you don’t want to see – ever.