I work with this gal who had an unusal experience the other night….
She wakes up in the wee hours of the morning have to well…weee. So she staggers into the bathroom, still half asleep. Never bothering to flip on the light, she takes care of the…uh…call of nature. Finding that her husband has left her no toilet paper, she rummages briefly in the cabinet for some. Not finding any right way, she flips on the light, at which point she notices two eyes staring up her from the toilet.
Anyway, the screaming and attempted flushing ensued with the opossum becoming increasingly angry. What a nice way to wake up!