Perfect Day to Go…

With the nearly 11 million illegal immigrants staying home today, I’d like to suggest some activities that you may not have thought of. 

Today would likely be the perfect day to go to Wal-Mart since you might actually be able to get through the check out line. 

Today would be a good day to visit the DMV (Driver’s Licenses) since you might actually be able to get service without the normal 4 hour wait. 

Today would be a good day to visit the welfare office since I’m soooo sure that they’re boycotting that too. 

Today would be a good day to visit K-Mart for the blue light specials. 

Today would be a good day for a drive since they won’t be clogging up our streets and highways. 

Now the flip side of this is that today will not be a good day for some other things.

Today would not be a good day to be in construction.  If you’re having something built, it may take an extra day since your subcontractors are all at home. 

Today would not be a good day to buy too much at Sears since you’ll likely be loading your stuff yourself. 

Today would not be a good day to go to Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, McDonald’s, Burger King or any of the other fast food places.

Today would not be a good day to stay at a hotel since the cleaning staff will all be at home. 

Today would be a bad day to eat out since no restraunts will have dish washers or bus boys.


Today your lawn probably will not get mowed. 

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