I normally don’t complain much about people parking but last night, when I got off the train I felt compelled to call and report some random in-DUH-vidual for their parking habits. I wandered out into the lot at the train station waiting for my spouse to arrive and whisk me away. While I’m waiting, I notice a rather large SUV parked oddly. I wander over to take a closer look and this moron has managed to park illegally in not one but two spots AT THE SAME TIME.
He’s parked diagonally in the handicap spaces. Since there’s no sticker, license plate or hanging tag, I called and reported them. It’s a $250 ticket per parking space. The lady at the dispatch office was quite pleased and said that they’d have an officer over right away. I told her that they would probably be able to locate the driver since the hood of the car was still warm. She said that they didn’t have to locate the driver, just leave tickets on the windshield.