Animal Planet = Animal Porn

I’ve come to conclusion that Animal Planet should be renamed the Animal Porn channel.  Every time I start watching something on there, there’s something mating.  I started watching a show about dolphins a while back and what did they show?  Dolphin mating habits…

This week I’m watching a special on Africa and how the wildlife there has adapted to their environment.  In the middle of this, what do I get?  Lion mating habits…

Last night, as I was dozing off, I was watching something about tigers and guess what…you got it!  Tiger mating habits…

I suspect that they’ve got the mating habits for every species but human.  Now, I’m not a prude, but this is a cable/dish channel that’s supposed to appeal to children.  I’ve got bad visions of an 8 year old asking his mom, “What does “copulation” mean, mommy?”

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4 thoughts on “Animal Planet = Animal Porn

  1. “I suspect that they’ve got the mating habits for every species but human.”That’s because they know there’s… other… channels for that. So I hear. *cough*

  2. So?Sex is a beautiful thing and every living thing has to perform it, in one form or another. Why hide that from kids?It’s interesting how various people’s mindsets find it ok for kid’s TV shows to regularly portray violence and death but should any sexual reference or ‘bad language’ be present then that show must immediately be cancelled and its creators eternally damned to the blood red fires of hell. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that you’re one of these people. It’s just an observation.

  3. Yeah, except that they don’t just show it, but start discussing in dry clinical detail. Lioness it seems must be stimulated to ovulate by “repeated copulation”. Kids get enough of that when they’re older with out shoving it at them in the guise of educational programming.

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