Whole New Spin on “In God We Trust”

A Pennsylvania republican has taken to signing his name, Paul S. Sewell, as “God”.  How does one get “God” from a rather prosaic name like Paul Sewell?  It seems that Mr. Sewell is a bailbondsman with delusions of grandeur. 

Well in Mr. Sewell’s own words, “Whenever I go to arrest somebody, they say, ‘Oh, God, give me another chance. Oh, God, let me go. I’ll turn myself in tomorrow.”  Somehow, I doubt that the “God” they are referring to is Mr. Sewell. 

I would suspect that Mr. Sewell needs to take his meds. 

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