This was just on the news. I have to comment, in my usual twisted fashion. Apparently, God hates mobile homes. A multi-state tornado just hit and (DUH!) the worst damages are at a trailer park. If you live in “Tornado Alley”, you may as well paint a target and “Neener! Neener! Neener! Betcha can’t hit this!” on the roof.
Now, I don’t know how many times I’ve seen Betty Jo, in her housecoat, hair curlers, and big pink fuzzy slippers, “Yeah, it were a bigun. Sounded jes like a train. Blowed everythang ta (beep) ‘n back. Lookie, thar’s our bed, and over thar’s our toilet.”