Human Warning Labels

Warning Labels:

Everything seems to have some kind of a warning label.  I think that people should come with them, too.  Here are some examples from my Human Warning Label collection:

Warning – Instant A&&hole – Just Add Alcohol

Warning – Poster Child for Birth Control

Warning – Cannot Find Home without Map

Warning – Free Guilt Trip Included

Warning – Do Not Resuscitate

Warning – Not Safe Around Pets

Warning – Not Fit for Human Consumption