Patent on Neutral Gas

In reaction to many of the useless, frivilous, and down right retarded patents, I’ve filed a patent for a netural gas with the following composition:


Nitrogen – 78%
Oxygen – 21%
Argon – 1%
Carbon Dioxide – .03%
Neon – .002%
Methane – .0002%
Helium – .0005%
Krypton – .0001%
Hydrogen – .00005%
Xenon – .000009%


If I get my patent…..


(cue evil laugh track….)

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