The world’s greatest invention since – well, since toast – a self-lowering toilet seat/lid combo.
Finally, no more wet butts in the middle of the night. The seat goes down and the lid lowers when you flush. Now, mind you, I’m assuming that he flushes….
Overheard on the train going to work this morning,
“My husband’s office is having a Halloween party and you’ll never guess what he’s going as!”
“What’s his costume?”
“He’s going as Monica Lewinsky in a stained dress. He even made me get him some pantyhose.”
“Well….at least he’s secure in his masculanity….”